ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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