He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
