spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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