I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
If I had your ass I would rule the world
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
