I bet he comes in French.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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