Already got asked if we're dating
why didn't you poke me back
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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