She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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