Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
