You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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