even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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