Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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