I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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