All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hope mine doesn't look like that
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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