Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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