If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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