Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
only if we run a train.
done.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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