you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Randomize
