you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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