he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize