no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
NoShamevember. You game?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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