READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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