I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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