i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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