Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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