If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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