I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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