i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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