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(631): View more from New York

Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.

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(518): View more from New York

I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.

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(515): View more from Iowa

John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.

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As in blowjob or cannibalism?

(515): View more from Iowa

I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.

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(631): View more from New York

you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.

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(775): View more from Nevada

The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"

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At least you got your shooes

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(217): View more from Illinois

his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs

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(757): View more from Virginia

I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH

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(469): View more from Texas

He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor

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Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone

(469): View more from Texas

Noooo he’s listed as free food #5

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