Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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