we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Randomize
