please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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