But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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