I smell stomach acid.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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