She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
