I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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