You don't have asthma, your pregnant
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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