I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
is wine microwaveable?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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