Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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