these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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