Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
