I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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