I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Randomize
