what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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