well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My bed smells like the plague
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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