i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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