How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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