I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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