OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
