would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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