So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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