Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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