Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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