we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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